Faux Gold Bar Doorstop / Paperweight

This spring, prevent slamming doors and papers blowing around everywhere with this unique, Earthy alternative to plain, boring old doorstops!

A high-tech, smart door lock that prevents getting locked out, eliminates lost or stolen keys, stops lock-picking and even remembers to lock the door when you forget!

Although you may have a beautiful home with a perfect, manicured lawn, it could always use a dapper mustache to complete the look.

This jolly swag of multiple sized nickel-plated stainless steel sleigh bells loop over a doorknob or hang from a doorjamb by red jute rope cording and jingle when moved.

If I was a super villain with an octagonal lair with a massive octagonal aquarium in the center of it with a giant eight armed octopus living in it, I would most likely have majestic entrance doors with these cool new Octopus Arms Door Handles attached.

The perfect object to celebrate the collapsing economy, the upcoming recession, the high unemployment rate, the astronomical gas prices and of course the embarrassing devaluation of the US Dollar. As these winds of change blow through your home, you can rest assured that gold will always be there to protect the doors from slamming in your face or that growing pile of bills from blowing off your desk.

When you don't want unsightly cat furniture strewn across your home, then check out this unobtrusive feline playground that hangs from the back of any door.

On our cell phones we have custom ringtones, so why shouldn't our doorbells as well? Sorry, Ding-Dong - is out! The Re-Bell USB Doorbell is a very cool new doorbell that replaces your old one and also connects to your PC via USB to allow you to add your favorite sound effects, music, audio clips, movie quotes or whatever 9up to 30 seconds), whenever you want.

This Halloween or even all year round, transform your haunted house into a haunted mansion when you let the cool new Knock-Jaw cast iron skull door knocker announce the arrival of trick-or-treaters or guests/victims.

This whimsical cat passageway for doors has cat ears on the front, a tail on the back, and it looks like something straight out of an old cat and mouse cartoon.

Would you rather ring a boring doorbell, knock on the door, or clang, clang, clang this cool new Lion Door Knocker with creepy eyes that steadily glow red with each knock.

An innovative door stopper with a built-in 120 dB alarm to alert you when an intruder attempts to enter your hotel room, dorm room, apartment, or through any hinged door.

This giant faux arachnid is crafted from cast iron giving it enough heft to hold down papers on your desk or prop open a door and has a loop for hanging on the wall if you desire some 8-legged inspired creepy crawly decor.

Just lift the outstretched hand holding the orb on this creepy gothic door knocker and bang it down a few times to alert those inside of your presence.

After a long day of holiday shopping, help keep your door propped open while unloading gifts from your automotive sleigh with this whimsical Santa hat doorstop.

If all goes well, you'll have a lot of extra candy for yourself this year, as everyone runs off in terror before even ringing the bell.

A state-of-the-art wi-fi connected smart doorbell that lets you see and speak with visitors from anywhere in the world using an app on your smart device.