If you're going to be groggily stomping around every morning looking for a caffeinated beverage to wake you up, then these cool new Giant Robot Slippers With Sound will help. These high-tech bootie-style slippers transform you into a partial cyborg as each step you take generates a terrifying mechanical Vrrr/Clank noise. They may look like they're constructed from exotic metals in some top secret robotics research lab, but they're actually made from comfy polyester fabric with no-slip dots underneath. They also make nice slippers for actual killer robots as well.
Giant Robot Slippers With Sound