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Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane - No Flavor, No Stripes, and No Christmas Spirit

Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane - No Flavor, No Stripes, and No Christmas Spirit

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If you're an old grumpy grinch that hates peppermint like the dickens, utterly despises the holiday season, and finds peace, love, and happiness to be nothing but total poppycock, then this cool new Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane should hit the spot during this cold, dark, and miserable winter. This flavorless and stripeless candy cane is devoid of all Christmas spirit, except the three ghosts visiting you at midnight, pairs nicely with the mound of coal stuffed into the stockings of your spoiled rotten naughty kids, and makes an excellent social distancing stick for whacking anyone that gets too close... or too festive. Bah, Humbug!

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