Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane - No Flavor, No Stripes, and No Christmas Spirit
If you're an old grumpy grinch that hates peppermint like the dickens, utterly despises the holidays, and finds peace, love, and happiness to be nothing but poppycock, then this cool new Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane should hit the spot during this cold, dark, and miserable Winter. This flavorless and stripeless candy cane is devoid of all Christmas spirit (may attract three ghosts though), pairs nicely with the mound of coal stuffed into the stockings of your naughty spoiled rotten kids, and makes an excellent stick for whacking all the voracious crazed shoppers and annoying carolers that get in your way. Bah, Humbug!