Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Beetlejuice
Feeling a bit strange, unusual, or possibly even dead? Then you need to contract the services of the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist, draw a door, and attempt to understand the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from the Handbook for the Recently Deceased Press.
Yes, I know it may seem like it reads like stereo instructions, but you're not halfway to Heaven nor halfway to Hell, you just simply need to understand the geographical and temporal perimeters... you know, the functional perimeters that vary from manifestation to manifestation. Actually, this hardback prop replica of the infamous Handbook from the movie Beetlejuice is completely blank, features a hand-covered special printed cloth on the front, spine, and back, and includes a Beetlejuice / Betelgeuse flyer replica. It's the perfect humorously macabre coffee table book, but don't let Otho get his hands on it.
Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice!