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Automated Professional Microbrewery

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The cool new Professional Microbrewery is the ultimate contraption for any well off individual who falls in somewhere between a hardcore homebrewer and a mighty thirsty lazy beer drinker. This scaled down automated brewing system is just like the ones used in professional microbreweries and is designed to more or less make you plenty of full-bodied stout, spirited Hefe-weizen, or a refreshing lager on command. Just enter your recipe into the integrated touchscreen computer interface, add the hops and yeast when instructed and, voila, a helluva lot of tasty beer. If you've somehow got $45,000 and a serious love of brewing your own beer, look no further.

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