Water Absorbent Concrete Coaster

If teak is durable enough for boat decks on the open seas, then these cool new Teak Coasters are good enough to protect your table from mere beverage condensation rings as well.

Handmade in Brooklyn, New York from pieces of natural slate that possess a rustic one-of-a-kind natural edge.

Aromatic and rustic coasters handmade in Bali, Indonesia from locally harvested cinnamon bark!

Add a touch of eco-friendly flair to your decor and protect your tabletops from menacing condensation when you set your drinks upon these cool new concave bamboo drink coasters!

When you want to futuristically illuminate your drinks and protect precious furniture from the evils of condensation at the same time, look no further than these cool new Philips Lumiware Color Changing Coasters.

When you have to visit a home full of coaster people, you know, insane people who absolutely flip out, scream and cry if you set down a beverage without a coaster, well you need to bring Clumsy Coasters to have a little fun with them. When they aren't looking, set down your vodka tonic on a Clumsy Coaster, which looks exactly like a clear liquid fake spill and wait for the fun. Soon you will be the center of attention as the coaster people reveal themselves, erupt into a screaming mess of tears and anger, pointing and accusing, only to realize that their precious table was protected all along and they are exposed for the uptight weirdos they truly are.

These hardcore prehistoric coasters are crafted from pieces of real petrified wood sealed in a clear resin.

These rustic coasters are handcrafted from wood and have handy built-in bottle openers underneath.

Just pop one on and they will illuminate a bottle with colored light and keep the contents fresh

Ingenious cowboy hats crafted from a real 18-pack case of Miller Lite, Coors Light or Miller Genuine Draft!

Shake up wild and crazy drinks using the cocktail shaker with a built-in strainer, or combine various liquors and mixers to make the ultimate cocktail in the large glass beaker, and then serve them in the toxic glass test tubes.

Luxuriously crafted stemware may accentuate the experience of enjoying the finest wines in the world, but if you're just chugging down the cheapest boxed varietal you have chilling in your refrigerator, then you may want to resort to drinking from this fun wine glass crafted from a genuine Ball jar mounted atop an opulent stem!

Handcrafted glass shot glasses shaped like the bottleneck of beer or soda bottles.

Have a mighty thirst? This giant canning jar with handle lets you hold an impressive half gallon of beer, soda, lemonade, moonshine, or whatever wets your whistle in one hand.

Regale your friends with tales of epic adventure, celebrate huge victories, or make a toast before a mighty feast with these Viking Horn Shot Glasses.

Put your finest spirits or even a fine mouthwash on display in luxurious style with this cool new Diamond Whiskey Decanter.