Path Illuminating Umbrella

Why do we even bother to attempt to create a better patio umbrella, since nature always does it better. When it's windy, plants and trees stand strong (usually), when it's raining they shelter us well (lightning not figured in) and when I'm drinking a cocktail outside, they make it seem much more tropical and peaceful. Regular patio umbrellas hardly compare when you think about it, which is why I want the best of both worlds, the Banana Leaf Patio Umbrella Tree. This umbrella simply redefines cool as far as outdoor patio umbrellas go, but unfortunately doesn't come with any bananas or a monkey friend.

This round outdoor table has two tightly woven wicker halves that push together around an umbrella stand and is topped with a beautiful natural teak tabletop.

This compact fan attaches to an umbrella pole to help keep you cool on steamy hot and humid summer days while sheltering from rainstorms or just from the sun itself.

This functional, double-take-inducing umbrella is topped with colorful faux Autumn leaves so it looks like you're sheltering under a big pile of them.

Projects a laser light show of red and green stars beneath your patio umbrella's canopy.

A gigantic grilling spatula for flipping a single monstrous hamburger, multiple normal-sized burgers, large steaks, huge slabs of ribs, or just moving a pizza.

This modern 21st century umbrella isn't simply an improvement on the old stick and canopy design, but is shaped like a futuristic space helmet that not only covers and protects your head from rain, wind, sleet, snow and extreme cold, but your shoulders as well.

This Summer, add a little romantic ambiance to your patio in the evenings when you softly illuminate it with this Waterfall Umbrella Canopy Light Cover.

Futuristic hanging lantern with multiple brightness settings and a flickering candle-mode!

Stylishly simple flashlight made from new growth beech wood for a really solid feel.

A portable heavy-duty flashlight that allows you to capture video and audio, take photos and even record in the dark with built-in infrared night vision.

This epic ultra wide beam flashlight produces up to 100,000 lumens of blinding illumination that instantly transforms night into day for up to 4429 feet.

This rugged, water-resistant device combines a windproof plasma arc lighter, LED flashlight, and lantern all-in-one.

Rechargeable outdoor lantern provides up to 16 hours of variable accent lighting, 360 degrees of illumination and touch-activated controls.

Even though the world seems to have lost its collective mind lately, I think we still have the right to defend ourselves and own flashlights... I think.

This super-powered 40 million candlepower flashlight/spotlight can not only light up the night and your neighbor's house with its advanced high-intensity discharge (HID) 35 Watt bulb, it can even be used to jump start your car.