Soylent Green Crackers

Soylent Green Crackers
Soylent Green Crackers
Soylent Green Crackers
Soylent Green Crackers
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Soylent Green Crackers

The 1970s version of the future is finally here... a rapidly spreading dystopian society that's choking on pollution, crowded by over-populated, warring over depleted resources, taxed into poverty, dealing with the effects of climate change, and of course surviving through a dwindling food supply by eating Soylent Green Crackers.

Yes, the infamous green rations that redefined recycling from the Charlton Heston movie Soylent Green are now finally available in the real world for all of us to enjoy either as a snack or a last meal while "Going Home". These seemingly innocent and nutritious green crackers are made from high energy plankton and/or ... People! Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

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