Usually cutting a woman in half would dull a blade, but the cool new Sharp Act Knife Sharpener sharpens it like magic. This death-defying knife sharpener is cleverly designed around the old sawing a woman in half illusion, except this time it's no trick. Just insert your blade into the box and the internal ceramic sharpening stone's fine grits leave a polished, sharp edge without a whole bloody mess. When finished, skip the wooden knife block and practice your knife throwing techniques by burying it into a wall for storage.
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener