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Fortune Gumballs

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Fortune cookies are just plain ancient and it's time for a modern update, like these cool new Fortune Gumballs. This set of seven boxes each contain two gumballs with an enlightening fortune printed on the inside covering topics from love, finances, career, future, health, travel and mystery. Hopefully, "You will be horribly poisoned by bad Chinese food" isn't one of the fortunes!

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