I'm going to try and describe this with a straight face... If your little dog or cat is driving you crazy at the dinner table, don't just shoo them away, simply invite them up to sit with you like any other member of the family in this cool new Pet High Chair. This innovative high chair not only redefines pampering of spoiled pets, it also encourages refined table manners from them and satisfies their desire for companionship. The chair securely clips to tables up too 2" thick, holds pets up to 10 lbs and its height adjusts without tools to elevate your pet to near eye level. There are two tethers that attach to the collar, just in case they accidentally transform back into their true animal form. You're cat will love this product! Bwahahahaha... whew.
Pet High Chair