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Lifesize Terracotta Warriors

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Just like the first Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang, you too can command an army of Lifesize Terracotta Warriors. Thankfully, you won't need to grave rob the archaeological site in the Xi'an, Shaanxi province, where over 7,000 lifesize terracotta figures, from generals and warriors to acrobats and magicians, are being still being unburied to this day. These remarkable lifesize statues have now been realistically reproduced and will look great guarding your home or if you want to be historically accurate, buried under your front lawn. Three figures are avilable, the Soldier, the General and the Kneeling Archer.

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