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Bacon Scarf

The cool new pork-inspired Bacon Scarf is only for true lovers of bacon this winter. This succulent red and white scarf is made of 100% soft and lightweight acrylic and looks exactly like a slab of real bacon wrapped around your neck. It features inverted colors on the reverse side for a leaner cut and even comes beautifully wrapped in butcher paper.

Warning: You should probably avoid dogs and hungry crazed fat people when wearing this, and as tempting as it may be, do not actually eat the Bacon Scarf!

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