Heart-Shaped Cucumber Mold Set

Remember those weird Japanese Pyramid and Square Shaped Watermelons or the Cubed Eggs? Well now you can geometrically alter nature's plans again right in your very own garden with the cool new Heart-Shaped Cucumber Mold Set ($59). Simply go out to your garden and slip these unique molds over the small baby cucumbers. As they grow larger, they will be forced to grow into perfect heart shapes! Cool invention huh?

I know it sounds like cruelty to vegetables, hmmm maybe it is, but it doesn't matter since cucumbers can't scream, will be thinly sliced into salads - heart-shaped slices - and drowned in delicious dressing anyways. Yum.

Let us know in the Comments what other vegetable/fruit and shape combos would be cool. Square tomatoes? Jalapeno balls? Potato bricks?   -