Ah, you should see what it looks like from out here! - The Old Man
From the front window to the front yard, now you can turn on your whole neighborhood with the 6 Foot Tall Inflatable Leg lamp From A Christmas Story. While your neighbors are stringing lights and hanging red bows, your front yard will be gleaming with the soft glow of electric sex all holiday season long! The Inflatable Christmas Story Leg Lamp is not only an iconic Christmas clasic, it's also a Major Award! Just be sure not to shoot it with your Red Ryder BB gun, because it's FRA-GEE-LAY, which, of course, is Italian for fragile.