Hey everyone, Stephanie here. Previously I was a silent member of "The Green Head Crew", but I really wanted my voice to be heard on this cool new product I found. The Green Head doesn't think women would have any interest in a device like this, but then again he does think we all need a Robotic Elvis Presley Talking Head in our living room, so I'm here to prove him wrong.
Ladies, how many times have you been on the road on a long trip and suddenly, you gotta go, and you gotta go right now! So you pull over at the next available gas station or other creepy public restroom only to discover the most terrifyingly disgusting toilet around. Yes, previous squatters before us have missed entirely. Quite the dilemma right? Well, we could wait for evolution to endow us with the ability to pee standing up or we could just use the revolutionary new P-Mate ($2).
When nature calls, simply whip out this portable, waxed cardboard urine redirection device which allows us to discretely pee standing up. Just position the P-Mate between your legs, aim and go, all without ever needing to drop your pants. It completely eliminates the need to squat and it gives us the freedom to go just about anywhere. I can't wait for the first snow fall.
- P-Mate is a Disposable Urine Director so females can stand to pee!
- No more squatting over public toilet or port-a-potty
- Easy to use: just position, pee and toss.
- Easy to transport, folds to fit in a pocket!
- Great for women with orthopedic problems and women in the military
- The One and Only Fat Jared
To answer your questions...
I am Stephanie, and I do this. :)
Stephanie
You really that dude from 300 in disguise?
We are Sparta!!!!
- The One and Only Fat Jared
PS: Try our new Meatball Marinara. A generous helping of Italian-style meatballs bathed in Subway’s own tangy marinara sauce (our founder’s mom’s secret recipe) served hot with your choice of fresh vegetables and condiments on freshly baked bread. Mangia!
Will you post some racy pictures?
The one and only 'Stephanie'
where Jamie was demonstrating(sort of)
the P-Mate device which appears to be
made of High Tech Cardboard, was \"Girls
Just Wanna Have FUN !\" Stepanie, I think
you owe it to us to DEMONSTRATE IT Yourself,
actually using it to Streaming video PEE ,
thus really SHOWING US that "Girls Just Wanna Have FUN !"
This devise I presume can also be used by girls
who have Penis Envy, to Pee. Now if the inventors
could just come out with an actual full blown
penis(pun intended) instead of cardboard,
Full Blown Penis Envy WOOD become a thing
of the past!!!
Thanks for any info you can give!
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