Ahoy!!!!! Shiver me timbers!!!! Avast Ye!!! Aaargh!! Hey! ... all you landlubbers out there, check out the coolest remote control ship ever. The AquaCraft King's Ransom Remote Controlled Pirate Ship ($300) has everything a good pirate needs: a retractable plank, hoistable sails, 12 cannons, pirate flags and pure remote controlled power! All that's missing is your mateys, an eye patch and a mouthy parrot while you pillage the high seas pond of your neighborhood this summer!