Haha you have to be so brave to hang those on your truck. I couldn't handle that much attention on the road.

DON'T GET THE BLUE BALLS!

I'm surprised these are legal, but they are funny. My husband is the type who would get them.

I have red balls on the back of my Jeep. There is a picture on my CarDomain website. Im not sure if they are legal. I have been told they are by a couple of cops. The only problem I have is a Constable keeps bothering me about them. He stoped me one day and said that I need to remove them. I told him they werent illegal. He said, "well, i dont like them. and ill consider it as the same thing as cussing at me. ill give you a ticket if you dont remove them." That was 12 weeks ago. I still have them on! Now he says he went to a judge and talked to him about it. He claims he can give me a 500 dollar ticket for having them. I dont want to take them off. I love the attention they get. Besides the constable, i have only had one complaint. They said i should have ordered CHROME INSTEAD OF RED!

Exactly what you need to put on the back of your vehicle to alert everyone else that there is a redneck behind the wheel. These were originally done in a larger size for cattle haulers instead of the big cow bell you always see hanging from the back of a bull rack. Someone thought it was a good idea to down size them for smaller vehicles.

These are pretty common out in the western half of the U.S. They helpfully identify for the rest of us that the driver is probably a half-drunk jackass redneck riddled with pro-Bush nationalism, no more than an 8th grade education, and decision making skills equivalent to a moderately retarded chimpanzee. Use caution when passing this sort of driver.

I just heard about these on another forum and can't stop laughing. Don't these guys realize that by hanging balls on their truck, it makes it look like they are riding a giant penis?

Hmm. They make me giggle.
Using them does not make you a hick, etc.
That is just stereotyping. ^^;

All you pussies crying your eyes out over a fake set of nuts. try to remember everyone of you P.C. CRY BABIES came from a set of these. Even tho your father should have pulled out and shot it all over your mothers face.

It\'s really interesting to me that all these men, who would probably beat up anyone who suggested they were gay, are willing to put nuts on their truck. Do they not realize the invitation they are broadcasting?

I live in Kentucky and although big trucks are very popular here ( men love em\') you might think these vehicle nutz would be very popular but they are not, they are actually very sparse and rarely seen. The first time I saw a pair, was on the back of a big Silverado, pumped up with big tires and the whole nine yards. On a family get together going out on a nice summer evening were my sister and I, her husband and my partner taking our mom out to dinner. All of a sudden that Silverado merged in front of us...with a big swinging flesh colored pair swaying back and forth. Well, it all broke loose. We couldn\'t believe our eyes. We all laughed and laughed, I laughed so hard my stomach got sore and I had tears in my eyes from laughing so much. Our mom was devastated and shocked... she just couldn\'t believe it , ( mom is a bit naive and quite old fashioned. ) After the laughter kind of died down my sister said \"I wonder what that guy is trying to say with those big things swinging and swaying, is he saying that he\'s got a big pair like those\" ? I said, \"No, I don\'t think so, I think he saying his truck is big, bad, bold, rugged, fuled with testosterone, and thats the equivilant of the term \"big balls , or it got lotta balls\" ! We laughed again...and mom finally got over it as, \'men will be men\'!
So all I\'ve got to say is \"people get over it, it\'s hilarious.... life is too short..., have fun\" !!
PS: I\'v e seen flesh ones, a silver one, a black one on a black truck with a white man driving and the two that got the most laughs were green and blue ballz.... lol !

I think they're crude. Well, I mean, it's a fact that they're crude. I mean that I think they're gross and send a clear, negative message about the driver. This is someone who actually said, "That's what I need on my truck!" then bought them and fastened them onto his (I'm just assuming guys would be more likely, mind you) truck, the whole time pleased with his choice, and now drives around proudly displaying them. Not someone who saw them, chuckled, said, "Whew! That's a funny one," and then drove away. But for my part, yeah, I don't care the comic display of private parts under any circumstances. Besides, I have to drive around with kids in the car, I don't need any embarrassing conversation starters.

PLEASE! It's a JOKE. Anyone that has to make a big negative issue on these needs to focus on more important things in life- war, healthcare, unemployment, homeless, education, juvenile obesity....- this is supposed to give all you stressed out, up-tight people a chance to chuckle. It doesn't suggest anything about the driver as I have seen it on all "kinds" of drivers. If you are upset over these and afraid of your kids seeing it then you have major problems as there are more concerning things you need to talk to your kids about (do they litter, do they understand how important education is, giving back to their community, caring for others, staying away from drugs, not eating fast food, actually playing outside...) Just as you don't like to be stereotyped, don't stereotype those who chose to try and put a little laughter in the world. Please, use all your energy complaining to do something good for the world and yourself, like laughing!

Reality Check: it is really about male liberation. If you dont get it, you dont get it.

Only men with big balls are allowed to sport these, not the wanna be\'s! They are so profetic, several states have had legislation to ban them! All have failed. Mens balls are euual to womens breasts; embrace them!