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The Haunted Ebay Painting - 'Hands Resist Him' by Bill Stoneham

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The Haunted Ebay Painting - 'Hands Resist Him' by Bill Stoneham
The Haunted Ebay Painting - 'Hands Resist Him' by Bill Stoneham
The Haunted Ebay Painting - 'Hands Resist Him' by Bill Stoneham
The Haunted Ebay Painting - 'Hands Resist Him' by Bill Stoneham
The Haunted Ebay Painting - 'Hands Resist Him' by Bill Stoneham
The Haunted Ebay Painting - 'Hands Resist Him' by Bill Stoneham
The Haunted Ebay Painting - 'Hands Resist Him' by Bill Stoneham
The Haunted Ebay Painting - 'Hands Resist Him' by Bill Stoneham
The Haunted Ebay Painting - 'Hands Resist Him' by Bill Stoneham
The Haunted Ebay Painting - 'Hands Resist Him' by Bill Stoneham

Excerpt from the Hands Resist Him : Haunted eBay Painting listing from February, 2000:

"...when we received this painting, we though it was really good art. A "picker" had found it abandoned behind an old brewery. At the time we wondered a little why a seemingly perfectly fine painting would be discarded like that. (Today we don't !!!) One morning, our 4 and 1/2 year old daughter claimed that the children in the picture were fighting and coming into the room during the night."

The painting is titled Hands Resist Him and was originally painted by Bill Stoneham in 1972. He doesn't know how the painting made its way onto eBay, but does know that both the owner of the art gallery where it was originally on display and the Los Angeles Times critic that reviewed the show we're both dead within the year. Legend also has it that many "people report feeling ill and passing out, having strange visitors in the night or having their children cry out in horror" upon witnessing it. I would like to add to the rumors because the first night after seeing this painting on the Internet, I had a terrifying dream about being attacked by something unseen that threw me clear from the bed (fell out). It was the most vivid dream I've ever had, if it was even a dream at all.

So, is this painting really haunted? Who knows, but we'd love to hang it over the watercooler in the Green Head HQ break room and find out! er...Maybe. Exact replicas are now available Bill Stoneham's Official Website as well as the cool sequel Resistance at the Threshold.

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Anonymous
The one looks like a young George Bush - now I'm scared!
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
What's next?
Yeah,

George bush?? (more likely Bill Clinton - "we did not have sex!"), and Hillary Clinton! I think they're having a discussion on whether or not they will get away with counting all the hands behind them as votes for her 2008 presidential campaign. I guess if she gets elected, then doesn't have sex also in the white house, at least there won't be any evidence??
By What's next? - 3 Years Ago
Anonymous
V..tun ruma maalaus. Haulikkoa tuommoselle paskalle!!!
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
Mexis
Weird painting. I like it. but i think it is a sales gimmick.
By Mexis - 3 Years Ago
Oscar the Grouch
The gullibility of people is amazing. And to think they reproduce and vote! THAT is what's really scary!
By Oscar the Grouch - 3 Years Ago
Anonymous
I had a dream about these damn painting kids last night. I dreamt they were standing in the opposite corners of my bedroom looking at me while I was sleeping and there were thousands of hand touching my legs under the sheets. freeeeaaaakyyy
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
james Hughan
that is going to haunt me
By james Hughan - 3 Years Ago
Anonymous
do u believe in ghosts?
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
Anonymous
come on now guys..this picture is not haunted it just gives you a sivere case of diarrhea.

lets not be crazy now you bunch of retarded psychos.

o ya and for that guy who is leaving it on his computer screen all night.. you really have to branch out and go grab yourself a social life. but it the mean time GOD BLESS.
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
Anonymous
wow, i looked at this picture and spontaneously CRAPPED MY PANTS!

it couldn't have been the taco bell i had for lunch, it had to be this SPOOOOOOOKY PAINTING!
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
Rasheen Majikal entity-now 14
ok im back to truly test this damned picture last time i think it brought "something" to my house.......flash back of......




ahhh man all i had a dream about was me and a girl i like from school
a day after that(this is where the freaky stuff happens) i was taking a shower when
i hear huuhh ahh huuh ah huuh and foot steps the shower curtian swiveled and i got scared so i turned the shower off and a hand print was there like a kids hand print
there younger than me i tried to match it but it was too small and then my shampoo flew off the sill and cracked the hell out of me!! day after that i hear why are you here and i see a kid out side me door the one in the picture!!!! HELP


that was last time....
so now the test
I will print the pictures and post them in my room where i will sleep with my older brother who thinks nothing will happen
so now lets see what happens tonight.....
Wish Me Luck
....my last words.....
This is the last time (i think)I'll deal with this
By Rasheen Majikal entity-now 14 - 2 Years Ago
Michael Kiely - The Green Head Crew
Good Luck Rasheen and to all who have viewed the "Hands Resist Him" painting. You're going to need it... :)
By Michael Kiely - The Green Head Crew - 2 Years Ago
Rasheen Majikal entity
Uhh hey people i'm back
well so im sitting in my living watching Air Gear
and all of a sudden my computer flys off the desk
and then when I'm walking down stairs i fall and hover...
{this is not a lie
after a fall downstairs
i'm walkng out of the building and hear"Are you ready Rasheen, hehe"
it was freakish and it wass an expeirience i'll never forget
but people i think they're following me.....
and
p.s:I was goingo utside to fight someone when i heard "Are you ready"
By Rasheen Majikal entity - 2 Years Ago
Guest
This damn thing freaks me out.
By Guest - 2 Years Ago
Anon
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